Salmon Fishing In the Yemen

This movie felt more like a government subsidized welfare project put out with the help of CBS Films, than a good movie.  The characters are vague, the story is a stretch, and I left early.

Being a fan of Ewan McGregor did not help me sit through the film.  I was so lost with the roles and characters bythe end of the first 'segment' of the film, I became frustrated and disinterested.  There are a dozen people talking and emailing and working on a fishing project in Yemen.  The weather and water flow made it sound like a Department of Fish and Game hearing on an environmental impact project.  How fun does this sound?

I can't give it more than 1 out of 5 Cyclones.  Maybe if a friend rents it in the future, I can reevaluate the film.  But with a sponsor like Grace Hill Media for promotion of the film, the messages came through loud and clear what kind of film I might be stepping into.  And step into 'it' I did, and getting out if it I did just as quickly.

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Being Flynn

This is not for everyone.  It is a looooong story about a son and his father (the Flynn's).  Robert DeNiro plays dad, Jonathan, and Paul Dano plays the role of son, Nick.  Jonathan struggles with mental health and alcoholism.  We watch his gradual (rapid) demise from loss of a job, to life in a shelter, to homelessness, and so on.  Nick hasn't seen his dad for almost two decades and aspires to be nothing like him, but the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 

The story drags on.  It is tough to maintain focus on the film.  It is better served as a book than a film, but if you enjoy a drama with some tough messages and situations, the film is worth a night, by yourself, at the theatre.  Don't try and take others with you that want a blockbuster hit, this will not impress them.

It is a tough sell.  because I like dramas, and enjoy a good story, I can give Bring Flynn 3 out of 5 Cyclones, but I won't be taking guests with me the next time I see it.

Wrath of the Titans

The 3D version is all post production, but it is nice to watch with the HD clarity. Go ahead and pay the difference on this one.  Without it, the movie may not be worth the cost to attend.

This is a follow up to Clash of the Titans.  The monsters are intense, and the animation is well done.  The story is clear, but at times becomes a bit complex with all the gods and monsters and their frustrations and histories. 

It is what was expected from the saga.  I didn't know what else I wanted or expected to see, so absent the Kraken and Medusa, I was satisfied.  The battles were a bit trivialized and the carnage and seriousness were mitigated.  We don't get to see as much of the monsters as we want, they are flashed by and always seemed to be covered and moving around, so the animation is a bit "muted".

It is PG-13 from beginning to end.  Kids and parents (who enjoyed the original) can all go an see this.  A bit much for the little ones, but hey, it is your call.  Wrath of the Titans will pull 3 out of 5 Cyclones for giving us just what we expected.

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Ted - Seth MacFarlane's voice and Mark Wahlberg's presence

Ted is about a "live" teddy bear named Ted, and his "owner" John, played by Mark Wahlberg.  They throw Mila Kunis in there for looks, but that is all she is worth, in any of her films.

MacFarlane goes out for a creative stab at his first film, and it is funny.  It is NOT Family Guy or his Cavalcade of Comedy, but the laughs are consistent and abundant with a similar type of humor as we have come to love and expect.  The acting by Wahlberg and some of the supporting crew is enjoyable, but not enough to make people go see this movie a few times.  Ted smokes weed, does drugs, has a foul mouth and is anything except a child's toy.  Get ready to LEAVE THE KIDS AT HOME for this movie.

Trying to wrap the movie up was a bit of a struggle.  Was it because viewers don't want it to end or is is because MacFarlane didn't know how to end it?  It all ties together, and I suppose I am just disappointed in a majority of the endings, but I wanted something clever.  MacFarlane is a brilliant write and creator, but this one doesn't end like many of his cartoons and creations.

Bottom line: good, but not great; funny, but not over the top; humor, but not shock and awe.  It is going to draw the college and those who need a release from the everyday grind.  It will not draw a huge range.  They limited the screening (with MacFarlane in attendance at Century Greenback) to 17-49 years of age.  That is all that should attend.  In theatres July 13th.

Ted will pull a strong 3 out of 5 Cyclones.