Tough to write a review on such a bad series/film. Bad: acting, makeup, soundtrack, effects, scenes... Good: closing score, and Bella's had a great part in the movie as a corpse.
The opening HOUR AND A HALF will make non Twilight series lovers want their money back. Feminists may also cringe at the abortion dilemma. Have no fear, this a tame PG-13 film made for the kids. The wedding is tame and poorly done, the sex scenes are mild and uneventful, yet the birthing session in the last half hour was intense.
Those not glued to the books were sleeping through the movie. The first time i saw it, i didn't care. The second time I saw this episode, I stayed awake. The third time I saw it, I realized how terrible it really was. It is like they are trying to find actors as terrible as Mark Hamil and Hayden Christensen (in the Star Wars series) to battle for worst actors in a major motion picture series!
If you are a tween who can text and play angry birds throughout the movies you usually watch, this is perfect for you and go be detached from yet another film you can tell your friends you saw and know nothing about it. If you want a quality film with some value, then see ANYTHING else. Merely to appease the 'Clones in love with the series, Twilight will pull 2 out of 5 Cyclones.
-CycloneMovies.com Critical Critic
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